Why You Should Be Drinking Spritzes All Summer Long
Summer is here, which means three things:
Your group chat is suddenly very active.
Your skin is 40% sunscreen.
Your drink choices matter more than your job.
So yes — spritzes. Specifically, San Junipero spritzes. Here's why they're the only thing you should be drinking all season:
1. They're Basically Air-Con in a Cup
Traditional summer drinks can feel like chewing a doona. Spritzes? Cold, fizzy, citrusy joy. They're the drink equivalent of jumping into the ocean fully clothed and immediately forgetting all your problems.
Hot day? Spritz.
Beach? Spritz.
Standing in front of the fridge with the door open like a lizard? Also spritz.
2. Mid-Strength Means You Stay Hot and Functional
Summer is not the season for accidental naps at 4pm.
San Junipero spritzes are mid-strength, which means you can have a couple, still remember your own name, and make it to sunset without lying down on the tiles saying "I'm fine."
It's main character energy without the plot derailment.
3. They Make You Look Like a Person Who Has Their Life Together
Even if you absolutely don't.
Holding a spritz instantly says:
"I summer."
"I have taste."
"I probably own linen."
And the best bit? You don't need to do anything fancy. No muddling, shaking, or pretending you know what vermouth is.
Just ice + spritz = you're a host now.
Final Verdict
Spritzes are light, refreshing, social, and basically a personality upgrade for summer.
Drink them on a balcony, in the park, on a boat, or dramatically out of a plastic cup at a mate's BBQ while telling everyone "this is so me now."
Endless summer? Spritz era.
